Yo girlfriend is so ugly, when she gets in the tub, the water jumps out.

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Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred

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Why did the teacher jump into the water? She wanted to test the water!

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Why wasn’t the blonde afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?  Because it was a man-eating shark!

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Why should you never swim on a full stomach?  Because it’s easier to swim in water!

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Instantly, a lawyer named Carl pitches into the water. Furiously he swims across the pool, hauls himself out and stands there panting.”

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Sharks gills can’t take in water by themselves. This means that sharks have a hard time sleeping or stop swimming.

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