Yo girlfriend is so ugly, when she gets in the tub, the water jumps out.
Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred
Why did the teacher jump into the water? She wanted to test the water!
Why wasn’t the blonde afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water? Because it was a man-eating shark!
Why should you never swim on a full stomach? Because it’s easier to swim in water!
Instantly, a lawyer named Carl pitches into the water. Furiously he swims across the pool, hauls himself out and stands there panting.”
Sharks gills can’t take in water by themselves. This means that sharks have a hard time sleeping or stop swimming.