Customer: Your bread is stale. Baker: At yeast I’m able to rise up to the challenge.
I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!