Customer: Your bread is stale. Baker: At yeast I’m able to rise up to the challenge.

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I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.

144

What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”

86

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

55

When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!

146

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!

83

I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.

59

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch.

66

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

85

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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