What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.