I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.