Marie Antoinette said that feeding the peasants was a piece of cake.

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Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.

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Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance.

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My attempt at starting a street market turned out to be fruitile.

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My dog was mustard-colored. That made him a Gulden Retriever.

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My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal.

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My job as head chef at a top rated restaurant is in jeopardy because my latest culinary creation was called a recipe for disaster.

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My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.

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Never build model people close to the ocean. You might lose your sand dolls in the waves.

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Never eat popcorn shrimp. There’s something fishy about them.

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