Marie Antoinette said that feeding the peasants was a piece of cake.

Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.

Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance.

My attempt at starting a street market turned out to be fruitile.

My dog was mustard-colored. That made him a Gulden Retriever.

My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal.

My job as head chef at a top rated restaurant is in jeopardy because my latest culinary creation was called a recipe for disaster.

My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.

Never build model people close to the ocean. You might lose your sand dolls in the waves.

Never eat popcorn shrimp. There’s something fishy about them.