The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.

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A bride-to-be got a hoarse throat walking in the rain to her bridal shower.

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It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.

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A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow.  He passed with flying colours.

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What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?  One is reined up and the other rains down.

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Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday.  Fowl weather.

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What do you call a man wearing two raincoats standing in a cemetery? Max Bygraves.

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What’s worse than raining buckets?  Hailing taxis!

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I’m saving for a rainy day.  So far, I have an anorak, a couple of macs, and a dinghy.

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What did one raindrop say to the other?  Two’s company, three’s a cloud

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