The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
A bride-to-be got a hoarse throat walking in the rain to her bridal shower.
The weather forecast was for freezing rain, and sure enough it was an ice day.
It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.
During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colours.
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.
Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.
What do you call a man wearing two raincoats standing in a cemetery? Max Bygraves.
I’m saving for a rainy day. So far, I have an anorak, a couple of macs, and a dinghy.What do you call a