What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
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What did the Eagle say when he was cold ? Birrrrrd.
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How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
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Did you hear about the boy who turned up to school with only 1 glove ? He said the weather man said it’s going to be cold but on the other hand it might be warm
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Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze! Where can you find an ocean without any water? On a map!
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What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? H to O! (H20) Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers? The outside!
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What do you call a cold ghost? casp-burr!
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What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? Leeks!
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What did Amaruq say after building an igloo out of crystal clear ice? “Living in a transparent igloo has its disadvantages – but you should see the murres smack it!”
