What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
What did the Eagle say when he was cold ? Birrrrrd.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
Did you hear about the boy who turned up to school with only 1 glove ? He said the weather man said it’s going to be cold but on the other hand it might be warm
Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze! Where can you find an ocean without any water? On a map!
What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? H to O! (H20) Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers? The outside!
What do you call a cold ghost? casp-burr!
What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? Leeks!
What did Amaruq say after building an igloo out of crystal clear ice? “Living in a transparent igloo has its disadvantages – but you should see the murres smack it!”
Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake – and kept popping out of bed all night!