Panda Puns

 From animals puns we bring for you this funny collection of panda puns

panda puns

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white? A panda rolling down a hill.


What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburnt panda.


Why do pandas have fur coats? Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.


Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white.


What do chinese bears eat for breakfast? Panda-cakes!


What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite expendable organ? The panda-creas!


Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo? It was Panda-monium.


What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they’re robbing banks? Pandana!


How did the panda lose his dinner? He was “Bamboozled”!


Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model? She had really big bamboobs.


What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat? This is un- BEAR-able


What’s black and white and as hard as a rock? A panda that’s fallen in cement.


What’s black and white and goes round and round? A panda stuck in a revolving door.


Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight? They all got Bambooboos


What goes white black white black white black red? A panda that falls from a cliff.


How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb? The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.


I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..” I asked a Panda if he was my friend. He said “Just Bearly”.


What’s black, white and very noisy? A panda with a set of drums


What’s black and white and yellow? A cowardly panda


What’s black and white, got four legs and a trunk? Two pandas on holiday


What’s black and white and stands in the corner? A naughty panda


What’s black and white and goes up and down? A panda stuck in a lift


What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast? A panda on roller- skates


What’s black and white and bounces? A rubber panda


What goes black-and-white, black-and-white and downwards? A panda rolling down a hill


What goes black-and-white-ha-ha? The panda that pushed him


What’s black and white with red spots? A panda with the measles


Long Panda Pun

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda’s house. “You owe me money,” she says. “For what?” The woman rolls her eyes and explains, “I’m a prostitute.” The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: “Prostitute: Has sex for money.” The panda says, “I don’t have to pay you. I’m a panda — look it up.” She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary. The woman looks up “panda” in the dictionary. It says, “Pand Eats bush and leaves.”

 

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