Why did the teacher scold the tree? Because it has too many leaves.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white? A panda rolling down a hill.
What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburnt panda.
Why do pandas have fur coats? Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white.
What do chinese bears eat for breakfast? Panda-cakes!
What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite expendable organ? The panda-creas!
Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo? It was Panda-monium.
What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they’re robbing banks? Pandana!
How did the panda lose his dinner? He was “Bamboozled”!