Why did the teacher scold the tree? Because it has too many leaves.

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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white? A panda rolling down a hill.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburnt panda.

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Why do pandas have fur coats? Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.

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Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white.

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What do chinese bears eat for breakfast? Panda-cakes!

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What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite expendable organ? The panda-creas!

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Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo? It was Panda-monium.

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What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they’re robbing banks? Pandana!

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How did the panda lose his dinner? He was “Bamboozled”!

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