When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!

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Where’s the best place to get information about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.

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How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf.

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What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? Because it wanted to lay it on the line.

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What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.

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Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens.

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What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet.

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A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head. The bartender asks, ”

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Why have you got a fried egg on your head?” The man replies, “Because boiled eggs fall off.”

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