Egg Puns

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Where’s the best place to get information about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.


How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf.


What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up.


Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? Because it wanted to lay it on the line.


What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.


Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens.


What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet.


A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head. The bartender asks, ”


Why have you got a fried egg on your head?” The man replies, “Because boiled eggs fall off.”


How does a hen leave it’s house? Through the eggs-it.


What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An egg-oholic.


Knock, knock Who’s there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette smarter than I look!


What happens if you mix up a computer manual with a cookbook? You get an egg-shell spreadsheet!


What does an egg do when he sees a green light? He egg-celerates!


What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!


How did the egg get up the mountain? It scrambled up!


What do eggs tell at parties? They tell yokes!


What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg White!


How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!


What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!


Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated


What do chicken families do on a Sunday afternoon? They go on peck-nics.


What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!


What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg white.


How do eggs leave the highway? By going through the eggs-it.


How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!


How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!


What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!


What is the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don’t


What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!


Did you hear about McDonalds? They eggspanded the breakfast menu.


Why is Kristy Alley so fat? Because she did not eggsercise!


How did the egg get up the mountain? It scrambled up!


What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job? Egg-zosted!


Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations? Charles Chickens!


Why can’t you tease egg whites? Because they can’t take a yolk!


What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm? An omelette you probably shouldn’t eat.


Why did the egg go to school? To get “egg-u-cated”!


Why is the chef so mean? She beats the eggs!


Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe? She wanted to hachet


Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they would break!


What do Chickens grow on? Eggplants!


What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!


What part did the egg play in the movies? He was an “Egg-stra”.


What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much? An “Egg Head”.


What sport are the eggs good at? Running!

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