Where’s the best place to get information about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.

How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf.

What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? Because it wanted to lay it on the line.

What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.

Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens.

What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet.

A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head. The bartender asks, ”

Why have you got a fried egg on your head?” The man replies, “Because boiled eggs fall off.”

How does a hen leave it’s house? Through the eggs-it.