Why do the Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box? They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

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What is a cheerleader’s favourite cereal? Cheerios

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Why does a Northwestern Wildcats fan pour his cereal on a plate? He lost his bowls.

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What do you call a person who opens 3 different boxes of cereal at once? A cereal adulterer.

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How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? With a bowl of “Surreal”

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

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How did Reese eat her cereal? Witherspoon.

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How many vampires are in this room? I dont know, I can’t Count Choculas. Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.

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Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder? Police suspect a cereal killer.

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Why doesn’t Jay-Z eat Raisin Bran? Cause He’s got 99 problems but fiber ain’t one.

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