Why do the Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box? They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

What is a cheerleader’s favourite cereal? Cheerios

Why does a Northwestern Wildcats fan pour his cereal on a plate? He lost his bowls.

What do you call a person who opens 3 different boxes of cereal at once? A cereal adulterer.

How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? With a bowl of “Surreal”

What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

How did Reese eat her cereal? Witherspoon.

How many vampires are in this room? I dont know, I can’t Count Choculas. Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.

Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder? Police suspect a cereal killer.

Why doesn’t Jay-Z eat Raisin Bran? Cause He’s got 99 problems but fiber ain’t one.