Did you hear about McDonalds? They eggspanded the breakfast menu.
Why do the Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box? They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
What is a cheerleader’s favourite cereal? Cheerios
Why does a Northwestern Wildcats fan pour his cereal on a plate? He lost his bowls.
What do you call a person who opens 3 different boxes of cereal at once? A cereal adulterer.
How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? With a bowl of “Surreal”
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
How did Reese eat her cereal? Witherspoon.
How many vampires are in this room? I dont know, I can’t Count Choculas. Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder? Police suspect a cereal killer.