What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream? You get Breyer’s remorse!

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a’la mode.

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What does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.

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Why don’t they make ice cream from breast milk? It’s an udderly bad idea!

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Where is the best place to get an ice cream? IN A SUNDAY SCHOOL.

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What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What’s the scoop

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Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.

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Your evil stepdad isn’t “presidential” just because he got you ice cream and told you things would change after beating the shit out of you.

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In 1973 my dad left to get ice cream and never came back. Mom says he’s probably just lost because he hates stopping to ask for directions.

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If my house catches fire after I’ve sat down with a bowl of ice cream, I’m going down like the goddamn captain of a ship.

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