What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite.
How does a shark greet a fish? Pleased to eat you.
How did the shark plead in it’s murder trial? Not gill-ty.
What happened when the shark got famous? He became a starfish.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie? The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What is King Arthur?s favorite fish? A swordfish.
What was the college student sharks favorite internet site? Finsbook
What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip? Seanuts