How does a shark greet a fish? Pleased to eat you.
How did the shark plead in it’s murder trial? Not gill-ty.
What happened when the shark got famous? He became a starfish.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie? The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What is King Arthur?s favorite fish? A swordfish.
What was the college student sharks favorite internet site? Finsbook
What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip? Seanuts
What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at? Finball
What did the street shark say when something radical happened? JAWESOME