What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite.

How does a shark greet a fish? Pleased to eat you.


How did the shark plead in it’s murder trial? Not gill-ty.


What happened when the shark got famous? He became a starfish.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible.

What’s a shark’s favorite movie? The Shaw-shark Redemption.

What is King Arthur?s favorite fish? A swordfish.


What was the college student sharks favorite internet site? Finsbook

What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip? Seanuts