What’s the most common form of owl-on-owl violence? Drive by hooting.
What do you can an owl who’s been caught in the act? A spotted owl.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I’d just got engaged. He said, “You twit! To who?”
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He’s not old, he just has a bad neck.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster? Pearls of wisdom.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn’t bothered.
He couldn’t give a hoot.
I’ve just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can’t use it until 2/8/20.
What do you call an owl get together? A HOO-tenanny