What’s the most common form of owl-on-owl violence? Drive by hooting.

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What do you can an owl who’s been caught in the act? A spotted owl.

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I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I’d just got engaged. He said, “You twit! To who?”

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My pet owl will soon turn 180.

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He’s not old, he just has a bad neck.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster? Pearls of wisdom.

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An owl had a sore throat but wasn’t bothered.

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He couldn’t give a hoot.

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I’ve just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can’t use it until 2/8/20.

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What do you call an owl get together?  A HOO-tenanny

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