Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook. Who are you by the way?

You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!