Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook. Who are you by the way?

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You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

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Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

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Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

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What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

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“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

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