What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey!

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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

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What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of gifts.

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What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday? Have a fin-tastic day.

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Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? Because it was feeling crumby.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? No thanks, I’m stuffed.

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What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? Choco-latte.

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What do you say to your cat on his birthday? Happy purr-day.

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How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He had a whale of a time.

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How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment.

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