Watt? We’re a Power Couple.

41

I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.

118

I’m ex-static!

120

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.

114

Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

120

What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.

124

Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.

114

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.

120

I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

146

My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.

121