My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.
Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.
Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.
I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.
My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.