My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!

I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.

I’m ex-static!

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.

Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.

Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.

I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.