I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.

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I’m ex-static!

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My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.

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Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

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What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.

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Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.

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My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.

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I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

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My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.

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“How hard can it be?” he said. I think he’s in for a shock.

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