Watt? We’re a Power Couple.

90

I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.

168

I’m ex-static!

172

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.

169

Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

172

What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.

175

Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.

167

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.

175

I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

207

My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.

173