I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.

71

I’m ex-static!

77

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.

73

Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

79

What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.

81

Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.

73

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.

75

I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

92

My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.

77

“How hard can it be?” he said. I think he’s in for a shock.

97