Watt? We’re a Power Couple.

30

I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.

106

I’m ex-static!

109

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.

105

Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

110

What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.

115

Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.

105

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.

109

I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

133

My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.

108