Electricity Puns

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Electricity Puns

My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!


I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.


I’m ex-static!


My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.


Now they’ve gone into liquidation.


What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.


Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.


My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her.


I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.


My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he’s going to try and do it himself.


“How hard can it be?” he said. I think he’s in for a shock.


What do electricians chant when they meditate? Ohm.


Ohm my God, that was bad. Watt made you tell that joke?


Any more of these and they’ll have to charge me with assault and battery.


My resistance to post further in this thread has been overcome by my capacitance to reason clearly.


Then wire we continuing? I can think of amp’le reasons. That’s it, I’m off ohm…


Maybe you should stay off the lecture circuit.


I’m late getting in on this…you had an un farad vantage.


Can’t you people conductor serious conversation?


I think you guys should pull the plug on this thread.


On second thoughts, that would be a volt-face…


Awww shux, and I was getting all amped up on this current thread!


I don’t want to be negative, but I’m a little con-fused with all this, I hope no one will socket to me and ground me for it….


These jokes should be in Alt.ernating


I’m shocked that you said that, you could use some en-lightning


Where the circuit breaker for this re-volt-ing thread?


We should all have more resistance.


Perhaps if we switched to another topic. I just thought I’d zap in and relay my disgust at these puns.


The amount of contributions to this thread is AMPle


I was considering adding to this but I expect too much RESISTANCE.


Yeah, we’ve just lost the spark in this thread.


Can some repost the whole thread?  Some of the articles have been OHMitted.


My electrician friend accidently blew the power to the ice making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.


My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!


I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!


My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So I Tasered her. I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.


What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.


If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?


What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.


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