What type of bird is the best at bowling? Spareakeet

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Bowlers make the worst employees. They always go on strike!

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What is the best holiday to go bowling? Thanksgiving, because you get Turkeys.

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How much should one bowling game cost? 10 Pinnies

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What do you call the toilet at an AMF? The boweling Alley.

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Why do bad bowlers pay so much to bowl? It’s a bum per lane.

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I left my bowling balls at home. Got any to spare?

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Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Muhammad Alley

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Did you know the best football players are super bowlers?

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I had a job at the bowling alley. Not for long though, I was only tenpin.

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