It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

407

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

296

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

354

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

161

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

152

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

154

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

149

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

299

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

140

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

167