It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

624

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

493

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

450

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

224

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

213

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

210

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

213

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

493

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

189

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

234