It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

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What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

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Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

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Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

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When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

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Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right so I left

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Marriage is: Finding the one person to ANNOY for the rest of your life!

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To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

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To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

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