It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

368

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

260

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

325

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

148

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

140

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

143

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

135

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

266

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

126

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

152