It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

509

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

396

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

413

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

195

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

189

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

184

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

182

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

415

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

167

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

202