It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.
Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.
Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.
Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right so I left
Marriage is: Finding the one person to ANNOY for the rest of your life!
To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.