It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

896

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

746

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

524

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

296

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

273

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

277

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

279

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

727

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

282

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

331