It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

180

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

125

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

187

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

76

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

68

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

63

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

64

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

115

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

55

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

73