It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

834

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

683

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

510

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

282

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

262

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

265

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

270

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

656

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

264

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

306