It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

479

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

362

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

393

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

183

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

171

To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.

171

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

168

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

372

Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

156

When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.

188