An elephant flew past at 200 miles per hour. It was a Nelliecopter
Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment? You look elephantastic!
Who lost a herd of elephants? Big bo peep!
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater? Terrified!
What is an elephant that flies? A propellaphant.
What’s the opposite of an elephant? An eleph-antonym.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head? An elephant-enna.
What do elephants do at night? Watch ‘elevision.
What do you call a light-headed elephant? An ele-faint.