An elephant flew past at 200 miles per hour. It was a Nelliecopter

Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment? You look elephantastic!

Who lost a herd of elephants? Big bo peep!

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater? Terrified!

What is an elephant that flies? A propellaphant.

What’s the opposite of an elephant? An eleph-antonym.

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head? An elephant-enna.

What do elephants do at night? Watch ‘elevision.

What do you call a light-headed elephant? An ele-faint.