What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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What do you call a fish with a tie? soFISHticated

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What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!

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How do you make an Octupus laugh? With ten-tickles

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Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!

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Why don’t fish play basketball? Because there afraid of the net.

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What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.

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What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna

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Who do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales.

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What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.

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