How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted? Shellshocked!

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My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday. It tortoise nothing.

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How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted? Shell-shocked.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? A slow poke.

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What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday? They have a shell-ebration.

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What do you call a turtle chef? A slow cooker.

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How do turtles communicate with each other? With shell phones.

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What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins? A turtle disaster.

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What do you call a turtle who takes up photography? A snapping turtle.

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