What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? Poop-erman.

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Don’t call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet.

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Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

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Do you want to hear a poop joke? Never mind it’s too corny.

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Did you hear about the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early.

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Clean Poop: You poop, it’s in the toilet, but there’s nothing on the toilet paper.

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I was going to tell you a poop joke but it’s really crappy.

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Second Wave Poop: You’re done pooping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you’re not done.

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Brain Haemorrhage Poop: (Also known as “Pop a vein in your forehead” poop) The kind where you

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Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.

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