If the Rooster layed an Egg on a roof, witch way would the egg roll? Nowhere because roosters don’t lay egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because it was a dirty double-crosser!

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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? She was tickled to death!

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.

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Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets? The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something!

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Why did the chicken cross the road roll in mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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