Where do women dolphins keep their money? In their octopurse.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision? They Flipper coin.
What do dolphin use for money? Sand dollars!
How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin!
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!