A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth,” the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully,” replied the vet.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?

I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?

Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, “Drac, we want to open a zoo.

Have you got any advice?” “Yes,” replied Dracula, “have lots of giraffes.”

Come on, Fred, I ll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!

Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell

You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can’t afford the admission.

Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants” Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?” Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”