If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?

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I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it.

593

Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have 4

453

I recently started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

430

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

540

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

202

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.

789

What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.

425

how do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

192

I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass.

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