What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift!

We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his food before it was cool.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Police Officer: “How high are you?” Stoner: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”

I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..”

Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter none of them work.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.