Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?  Licence to Krill

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What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!

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I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.

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What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift!

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We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his food before it was cool.

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