What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift!

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We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his food before it was cool.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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Police Officer: “How high are you?” Stoner: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”

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I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..”

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Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter none of them work.

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I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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