Knock Knock.. Who’s there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !

What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !

How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves ! What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop ! What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy !

What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why was the lady’s hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.