She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.

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Knock Knock.. Who’s there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !

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What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !

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How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves ! What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop ! What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

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I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !

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What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy !

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !

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