Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white.

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How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole? With your BEAR hands.

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Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo

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Why do polar bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place!

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What do you call a bears without ears? B’s

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What is a bear’s favorite drink? Koka-Koala!

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What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear

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How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.

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Why don’t bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!

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Why did the sloth get fired from his job? He would only do the BEAR minimum.

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