Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white.
How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole? With your BEAR hands.
Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo
Why do polar bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place!
What do you call a bears without ears? B’s
What is a bear’s favorite drink? Koka-Koala!
What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why don’t bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the sloth get fired from his job? He would only do the BEAR minimum.