What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours

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Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.

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What did the horse say when it fell? “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

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What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible? The horse’s name was Friday.

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Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!

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What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? Why the long face?

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What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor!

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When does a horse talk? Whinney wants to!

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