What is the Difference Between an Oboe and an Onion? No one cries when you cut apart an oboe.

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What Do Clarinets and Lawsuits Have in Common? Everyone is relieved once the case is closed.

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How Many Conductors Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Probably only one, but who’s really watching?

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How Do You Confuse a Drummer? Put sheet music in front of him.

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What Do You Get When You Cross a Piccolo with a Clarinet? A serious migraine.

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How Many Clarinet Players Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Only one, but they will go through the whole box to find just the right one.

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Whatis the Difference Between a Tenor Sax and a Macaw? One is loud, obnoxious, and impossible to shut up. The other is a bird.

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How Many Trumpet Players Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Five. One to actually do it and the other four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

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How Do You Know When a Clarinet Player Is Playing Loudly? You can almost hear them.

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What is the Difference Between Trumpet Players and Government Bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

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