How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

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What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.

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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

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How does a baby get food when it’s hungry? Womb service.

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Life ain’t fair for a baby.

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No matter what you colic, a baby crying for hours is a pain!

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The failure of the third largest manufacturer of baby’s toys was enough to rattle the entire industry.

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What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

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What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.

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What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo before he went to work? BISON!

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