How does a baby get food when it’s hungry? Womb service.

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Life ain’t fair for a baby.

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No matter what you colic, a baby crying for hours is a pain!

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The failure of the third largest manufacturer of baby’s toys was enough to rattle the entire industry.

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What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

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What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.

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What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo before he went to work? BISON!

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What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block

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When the baby bird penned his first novel he was just a fledgling author.

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Why couldn’t the melons have a baby? Because they cantelope.

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