How does a baby get food when it’s hungry? Womb service.

Life ain’t fair for a baby.

No matter what you colic, a baby crying for hours is a pain!

The failure of the third largest manufacturer of baby’s toys was enough to rattle the entire industry.

What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.

What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo before he went to work? BISON!

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block

When the baby bird penned his first novel he was just a fledgling author.

Why couldn’t the melons have a baby? Because they cantelope.