How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? They use bear conditioning!
Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer? A hot dog!
Where does a ship go when it’s sick? To the DOCK!
What do you call a french guy in sandals? Phillipe Phloppe.
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!
Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright!
What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.
Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
Where does a fish go to borrow money? The loan shark!