How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? They use bear conditioning!

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Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.

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What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer? A hot dog!

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Where does a ship go when it’s sick? To the DOCK!

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What do you call a french guy in sandals? Phillipe Phloppe.

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What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!

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Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright!

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Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.

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Where does a fish go to borrow money? The loan shark!

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The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.

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