How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? They use bear conditioning!
Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer? A hot dog!
Where does a ship go when it’s sick? To the DOCK!
What do you call a french guy in sandals? Phillipe Phloppe.
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!
Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright!
Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
Where does a fish go to borrow money? The loan shark!
The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.