What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? Sorry, but I am just too mature for you.

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What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies!

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What did the pizza ask its toppings? Are we feta off alone?!

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What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date? I never SAUsage a beautiful face

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“Waiter, will my pizza be long?” “No sir, it will be round!”

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What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!

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What did the pepperoni say to the cook? You wanna pizza me?

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When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After they have a very frank relationship! Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

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What does an aardvark like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.

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How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza

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