What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? Sorry, but I am just too mature for you.

What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies!

What type of person doesn’t love pizza? A weirDOUGH!

What did the pizza ask its toppings? Are we feta off alone?!

What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date? I never SAUsage a beautiful face

“Waiter, will my pizza be long?” “No sir, it will be round!”

What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!

What did the pepperoni say to the cook? You wanna pizza me?

When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After they have a very frank relationship! Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.