When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

545

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

237

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

330

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

231

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

607

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

262

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

109

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

114

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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