When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

586

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

253

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

364

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

660

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

285

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

119

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

127

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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