Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

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Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

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Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!

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Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

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The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.

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