When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

756

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

691

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

287

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

445

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

291

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

786

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

323

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

139

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

144

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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