When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

1025

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

376

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

701

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

387

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

1182

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

462

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

212

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

204

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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