When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

806

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

761

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

308

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

486

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

310

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

849

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

350

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

148

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

158

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

147