When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

876

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

821

Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

326

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

532

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

332

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

927

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

383

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

165

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

171

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

162