When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

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Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

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Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

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Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

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