What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?  I’m bacon!

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How do men exercise at the beach?  By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beach?  The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What did the beach say to the wave? Long tide, no sea.

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Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

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How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing – it just waved!

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We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.

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This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say “Get a life” on them.

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Went to the beach today; I could feel the women just dressing me with their eyes.

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