What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!

470

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

1036

What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.

440

Why did the man love his barbecue? Because it was the grill of his dreams.

370

What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels.

359

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

414

What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.

543

When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.

383

What race is never run? A swimming race.

375

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

341