What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.
What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels.
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.
What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.
What race is never run? A swimming race.
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.