What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.

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Why did the man love his barbecue? Because it was the grill of his dreams.

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What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.

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When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.

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What race is never run? A swimming race.

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What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

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