What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?  I’m bacon!

How do men exercise at the beach?  By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beach?  The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What did the beach say to the wave? Long tide, no sea.

Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing – it just waved!

We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.

This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say “Get a life” on them.

Went to the beach today; I could feel the women just dressing me with their eyes.