Why did the sun go to school?  To get brighter!

I was up all night wondering where the Sun had gone… then it dawned on me.

Living on Earth might be expensive but at least you get a free trip around the Sun every year.

I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm’s never glum. It’s hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out of your bum!

Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? Because the sun was out.

You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to shine. Of course, the sun shines by burning hydrogen into helium in its core.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.

Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me? ‘Cause if the sun came out, it’s really gonna irritate my sores.

I knew I had bought the wrong sun block when the bottle had a picture of a black guy putting two white guys out with a fire extinguisher.

What did the sun say to the moon? “Looks like it’s my night off.”