Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.

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Why did the sun go to school?  To get brighter!

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I was up all night wondering where the Sun had gone… then it dawned on me.

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Living on Earth might be expensive but at least you get a free trip around the Sun every year.

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I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm’s never glum. It’s hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out of your bum!

7

Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? Because the sun was out.

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You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to shine. Of course, the sun shines by burning hydrogen into helium in its core.

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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.

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Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me? ‘Cause if the sun came out, it’s really gonna irritate my sores.

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I knew I had bought the wrong sun block when the bottle had a picture of a black guy putting two white guys out with a fire extinguisher.

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