A contest held by fire fighters is called a ‘match’.

239

Old fire fighters never die, they just do asbestos they can.

226

The fire chief was always asked burning questions

202

The noisy fireworks display in Tibet caused a temporary Lhasa hearing.

252

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

715

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.

421

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

423

A father got blazing mad when he found a fire set by his boy behind their house and said ‘I don’t want arson doing things like that.

264

Did you hear about that circus fire? It was in tents.

540

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.

209