A contest held by fire fighters is called a ‘match’.

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Old fire fighters never die, they just do asbestos they can.

51

The fire chief was always asked burning questions

34

The noisy fireworks display in Tibet caused a temporary Lhasa hearing.

29

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

103

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.

61

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

128

A father got blazing mad when he found a fire set by his boy behind their house and said ‘I don’t want arson doing things like that.

39

Did you hear about that circus fire? It was in tents.

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.

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