A contest held by fire fighters is called a ‘match’.


Old fire fighters never die, they just do asbestos they can.

The fire chief was always asked burning questions

The noisy fireworks display in Tibet caused a temporary Lhasa hearing.

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.


What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.


A father got blazing mad when he found a fire set by his boy behind their house and said ‘I don’t want arson doing things like that.


Did you hear about that circus fire? It was in tents.


Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.