If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?

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I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it.

150

Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have 4

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I recently started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

105

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

143

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.

202

Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.

129

I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass.

135

When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

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I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.

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