Why does the norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

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What does a sheep say after you stole its wool? Sheariously!

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Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.

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What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

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What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?  Licence to Krill

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What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!

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The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

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