If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?

640

I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it.

765

Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have 4

594

I recently started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

578

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

717

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.

1018

Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.

455

I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass.

591

When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

899

I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.

705