If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?
I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have 4
I recently started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.
The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass.
When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.
I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.