What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread? “I saw you yeasterday”

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Why was the baker in a panic? He was in a loaf or death situation.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!

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What do you call holy bread? Jesus Crust!

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Why are bread puns always funny? Because they never get mold!

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What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? We’re toast!

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See you soon, my loafer.

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Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.

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Baby, I really knead you right now.

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Why doesn’t bread like warm weather? Things get Toasty!

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