What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread? “I saw you yeasterday”
Why was the baker in a panic? He was in a loaf or death situation.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What do you call holy bread? Jesus Crust!
Why are bread puns always funny? Because they never get mold!
What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? We’re toast!
See you soon, my loafer.
Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.
Baby, I really knead you right now.
Why doesn’t bread like warm weather? Things get Toasty!