Funny bread puns collection provided by Puns Ville:
1- See you soon, my loafer.
2- Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.
3- Baby, I really knead you right now.
4- What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread? “I saw you yeasterday”
5- Why doesn’t bread like warm weather? Things get Toasty!
6- Things will definitely get real toasty if I get to see you later.
7- You can come to bread with me, if you’d like.
8- I think I could bake you feel reallllll happy.
9- What do you call holy bread? Jesus Crust!
10- What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
11- The kids in school decided to throw flour and bread so they could rise to the occasion.
12- The little bag of flour was being punished so his mother sent him to bread early.
13- The bag of flour told the loaf of bread, didn’t I see you yeast-erday?
14- Hippies from the 70’s loved going to Grateful Bread concerts and get toasted.
15- A local bakery went out of business after only a few months because the owner charged a lot of dough for his bread.
16- That young energetic chef was bready for the bake-off.
17- A new bakery in town was doing exceptionally well and business is considered to be on the rise.
18- The reason that the slice of bread left her boyfriend was because she felt that he was too kneedy.
19- Mother bread said to her slice that you are the apple of my rye.
20- A young slice of bread told her he could not help but to fall in loaf with her.
21- The two slices of bread left the bakery and decided to grow mold together.
22- What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread? “I saw you yeasterday”
23- Why doesn’t bread like warm weather? Things get Toasty!
24- Those secretive bakers only trade their recipes on a knead to know basis with each other.
25- The young lady decided to become a professional golf player because she realized she could earn her bread and putter.
26- The baker had this incredible knead to make bread.
27- During a game of hide-and-seek the little loaves were overheard yelling, “Bready of not, here I come”.
28- Even though he was warned, the baker continued to put too much flour in the bread simply because he was a gluten for punishment.
29- The diet clinic was doing exceptional business because it would take your breadth away.
30- When I tried to take a picture of my bread it came out a little grainy.
31- When you place beef in between two slices of bread you have your own bull-only sandwich.
32- The young loaf of bread was fired from his job because he was always just loafing around.
33- The baker was in a serious panic because he found himself in a loaf or death situation.
34- Butter kept talking to the bread because he felt he was on a roll.
35- Everyone needs bread because loaf makes the world go round.
36- Why are bread jokes always funny? Because they never get mold!
37- What do you call holy bread? Jesus Crust!
38- What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
39- What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? We’re toast!
40- What does bread do after it’s done baking? Loaf around.
41- Why was the baker in a panic? He was in a loaf or death situation.
42- What happened when the baker’s wife came home early? She caught her husband Masterbaking.
43- What does the bread say to the chicken? LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE
44- Bread does not like warm weather because they feel that things get a little toasty as result.
45- The young lady threw her toaster in the trash because she was black-toast intolerant.
46- When the two slices of bread disappeared in the middle of the night it was though that they e-loafed.
47- Those two slices of bread knew they were toast when they saw the peanut butter and jelly show up for lunch.
48- These bread puns are always funny because they never seem to get mold.
49- Why do bakers give women on special occasions? Flours
50- What does flour and yeast need? A loaf nest.
51- Two Buscuits walking across Union Street, One gets hit by a bus. The other one says, Oh Crumbs!
52- What does Peeta want to name his child? Ryelee if it’s a girl, Bunjamin if it’s a boy.
53- What does Peeta call his grandmother? Naan.
54- Why does Peeta love Katniss? She has a great set of buns!
55- I could rack my grain and I still wouldn’t be able to think of a prettier girl than you.
56- Is your dad a baker cause your buns are fantastic
57- I love you like a hot stove baby!
58- I’ll put a bun in your oven! They call me Yeast, and I can get a rise out of you yet!
59- Things would be a lot butter if you just came over — I’m bready for you.
60- Hey baby, dough you wanna get down & dirty tonight?
61- The bag of flour was confused because he thought he saw his friend the loaf of bread yeast-erday.
62- Have you seen the romantic comedy about bread? Loaf Actually.
63- Why did the baker go to jail? He was caught beating an egg.
64- How do you make pickle bread? With dill-dough
65- What pick up line does yeast use on flour? I bread your pardon!
66- Why did the dog jump on the counter and take a bite out of the bread? Puppy loaf.
67- What do you call a flying bagel? a plain bagel.
68- What do u call a whore who screws for 5 cents? A pumpernickel!
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