What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What is a baby’s teapot favorite game? Pekoe-boo
What starts with t, ends with t, and is full of t? A teapot!
Why was the tea bag begging on the street? Because it was puer.
Why did Marx hate Earl Grey? – Because all proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
When shouldn’t you drink a hot beverage? If it’s not your cup of tea.