What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.

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What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.

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What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.

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What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.

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What is a baby’s teapot favorite game? Pekoe-boo

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What starts with t, ends with t, and is full of t? A teapot!

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Why was the tea bag begging on the street? Because it was puer.

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Why did Marx hate Earl Grey? – Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.

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When shouldn’t you drink a hot beverage? If it’s not your cup of tea.

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