What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?  A chimpion.

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Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the baseball team?  Because she ran away from the ball.

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You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: “Play Ball”

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Why is an umpire like an angry chicken?  They both have foul mouths.

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What did the glove say to the ball?  Catch ya later.

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Why is it so hard to steal third base?  Because you have to go through a short stop.

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Which are the best animals at baseball?  A score-pion.

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Why did Dracula quit the baseball team?  They only let him be “BAT” boy!

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Why are frogs great outfielders?  They never miss a fly.

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What is the difference between Barry Zito and Bowling Icon Walter Ray Williams Jr?  Walter knows how to throw a strike.

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