What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

4

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

5

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

3

Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.

4

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.

12

How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?

13

Friends are like balloons.

12

If you stab them, they die. My Mexican friend wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually,

12

it’s more of a wrap. Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

13

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

12