How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

226

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

133

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

154

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

101

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

95

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

101

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

117

Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.

120

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.

91

How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?

84