How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.
How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?