Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.

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How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?

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Friends are like balloons.

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If you stab them, they die. My Mexican friend wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually,

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it’s more of a wrap. Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

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I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

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So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world

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What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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A crazy wife says o her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says “it’s reindeer”.

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What kind of concert only costs 45 cent? A 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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