What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.
How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?
Friends are like balloons.
If you stab them, they die. My Mexican friend wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually,
it’s more of a wrap. Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body