How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

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Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.

44

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.

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How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?

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