How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

230

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

287

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

162

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

177

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

159

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

201

Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.

193

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.

150

How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?

148