Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.

Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows
how big the Chinese population is getting.

It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites
on the internet.

How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?

Friends are like balloons.

If you stab them, they die. My Mexican friend wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually,

it’s more of a wrap. Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine