How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

665

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

352

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

438

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

254

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

303

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

251

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

329

Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.

326

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.

225

How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay?

221