What is best Beatles song? Latte Be!

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Why are men are like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

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What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated!

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Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee? Because according to the Torah He Brews!

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Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage? Because it’s GROUNDS for divorce!

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Why is Starbucks removing the trans-fat from their menu? Because they want that Frappacino to pad your ass without clogging your arteries!

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What do you call sad coffee?” Despresso. If you say “Pumpkin Spice Latte” into a mirror three times, a white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall.

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Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee? Because they have Italian titles for everything!

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What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore? Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!

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What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic Sanka What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte? “Its a white girl.”

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