What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

What vegetables are a sailors enemy? leeks!

Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke

When do you know a banana wants to dance? When you see a banana shake!

Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares? Because they take up too mushroom.

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties? Because they are such fungis (fun guys, get it!)

How does a lemon ask for a hug? “Give us a squeeze!”