When do you know a banana wants to dance? When you see a banana shake!
What vegetables are a sailors enemy? leeks!
What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel.
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.
Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.
Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke