When do you know a banana wants to dance? When you see a banana shake!

What vegetables are a sailors enemy? leeks!

What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.

Why do bananas use sunscreen?  Because they peel.


What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!


Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.


Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!


What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.


Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke