Fruit Puns

Funniest fruit puns bundle so far

fruit puns

What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean


Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.


Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!


What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.


What vegetables are a sailors enemy? leeks!


Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke


When do you know a banana wants to dance? When you see a banana shake!


Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares? Because they take up too mushroom.


Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties? Because they are such fungis (fun guys, get it!)


How does a lemon ask for a hug? “Give us a squeeze!”


What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!


How does a ghost eat an apple? By goblin it!


What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries Apple


When is an apple a grouch? When it’s a crab apple!


What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!


What did the apple skin say to the apple? I’ve got you covered


Why were the apple and the orange all alone? Because the banana split Apricot


What is King Kong’s favorite food? Ape-ricots! Banana


What do two bananas do when they meet each other? A banana shake!


What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Slippers!


Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well


What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun? I don’t know about you but I’m starting to peel!


What key do you use to open a banana? A monkey Beans


What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable? A string bean!


What kind of vegetable is jealous? A green bean!


What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries


What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!


Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well


Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bean Bean who? Bean a while since I last saw ya!


Why did the people dance to the vegetable band? Because it had a good beet


What did the Mama melon say to the baby melons boyfriend? You Cant-Eloupe


Why were the apple and the orange all alone? Because the banana split


What school subject is the fruitiest? History – because it is full of dates


What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!


Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.


Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? He couldn’t conc


entrate What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Slippers!


Why did the pineapple go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!


What did the mama melon say to the baby melon’s boyfriend? You cant-eloupe!


What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine!


What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!


Why were the apple and the orange all alone? Because the banana split!


What do you use to open a banana? A monkey!


How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!


What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise!


Why did the blonde get fired from the banana factory? Because she kept throwing the bent ones out!

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