What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean

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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.

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Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!

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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

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What vegetables are a sailors enemy? leeks!

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Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke

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When do you know a banana wants to dance? When you see a banana shake!

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Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares? Because they take up too mushroom.

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Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties? Because they are such fungis (fun guys, get it!)

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How does a lemon ask for a hug? “Give us a squeeze!”

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