When do you know a banana wants to dance? When you see a banana shake!

What vegetables are a sailors enemy? leeks!

What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.

Why do bananas use sunscreen?  Because they peel.

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What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.

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Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!

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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke

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