Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
When do you know a banana wants to dance? When you see a banana shake!
What vegetables are a sailors enemy? leeks!
What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel.
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.
Why did the banana go to see the doctor? The banana was not peeling very well.
Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares? Because they take up too mushroom.