You despise Microsoft FrontPage as a web editing tool and as extensions to your webserver.

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You can answer the question ‘is the internet broken’ without laughing.

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You can spot the theme behind the following list: RedHat, SuSE, Debian, Caldera, Slackware.

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You can feel the load a server is under without actually checking statistics. It ‘just isn’t running right’ actually makes sense.

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You maintain more than four websites and do not have time for a personal web page.

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You know all of the following people by reputation and can explain what they’ve done that is relevant to your world: Steve Case, Linus Torvalds, Eric Allman, Sanford Wallace.

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You know what TCP/IP stands for, not to mention DNS, HTTP, SNMP, BGP, OSPF, and DUN. You like acronyms.

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I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it “Bang”. I mean, think about it.. “I BANGED Emma Watson last night.”

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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI…

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On the Internet you can be anything you want. It’s so strange that many people choose to be stupid.

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