Why don’t fish play basketball? Because there afraid of the net.

422

How do trees access the internet? They log on.

378

You despise Microsoft FrontPage as a web editing tool and as extensions to your webserver.

144

You can answer the question ‘is the internet broken’ without laughing.

148

You can spot the theme behind the following list: RedHat, SuSE, Debian, Caldera, Slackware.

148

You can feel the load a server is under without actually checking statistics. It ‘just isn’t running right’ actually makes sense.

148

You maintain more than four websites and do not have time for a personal web page.

149

You know all of the following people by reputation and can explain what they’ve done that is relevant to your world: Steve Case, Linus Torvalds, Eric Allman, Sanford Wallace.

135

You know what TCP/IP stands for, not to mention DNS, HTTP, SNMP, BGP, OSPF, and DUN. You like acronyms.

140

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it “Bang”. I mean, think about it.. “I BANGED Emma Watson last night.”

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