What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

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Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the freezer? Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!

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What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? A duck-filled platy puss.

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What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A catastrophe!

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What’s a cat’s favorite button on the tv remote? Paws

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

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Why do cats make terrible story tellers? They only have one tail.

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Why did the cat go to the river? Claws it wanted to.

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What is a cat’s favourite song? Three Blind Mice.

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Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.

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