Catitude is everything, check the following cat puns, they are the very ones you need. Hopefully, you find them meow-nificent. And don’t forget, do you have some cat puns? Paw-lease add them in the claw-ments section below this post.
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won’t go at all.
Dogs will come when you call them. And they’ll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.
Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.
Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
What is a cat’s favourite car? The Catillac.
What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage!
Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.
What do you call a flying cat? I’m-paws-sible.
What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I’m paw!
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens. What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister? An aunt-eater!
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas!
Why did the cat wear a dress? She was feline fine.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
How do you get a wet pussy? Put it in the shower.
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge? Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee!
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
What is the most breathless thing on television? The Pink Panter Show!
What did the cat say when he lost his toys? You got to be kitten me.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A stripey jumper!
What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss!
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!
What looks like half a cat? The other half!
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? ‘Claws.’
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger? A stri-ped!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!
What do you call a cat that wears make up? Glamourpuss.
What do cats like to read? Cat-alogues!
What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? ‘Pleased to eat you.’!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite!
What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? Bad Blood.
What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Purrr-suasive.
What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? a duck-filled platy puss.
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
What is lion’s favorite food? Baked beings!
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!
What’s striped and bouncy? A tiger on a pogo stick!
What is the cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews!
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a lion!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
Did you hear about the cat who wanted to learn how to bark? Curiousity killed the cat.
How do the Vietnamese like their soup? Purrrrrfect.
What is a cats favorite kitchen tool? The “whisker”.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What is a cats favorite book? The prince and the paw-purr.
What did the cat say to the dog? Check meow-t!
What do you call a cat on ice? One cool cat. Cat: “You’re not real!” Nyan Cat: “At least I have a sparkly rainbow butt.”
What is a cats favorite musical instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a cat that can address the media? a Press Kit.
What do cats wear at night? paw-jamas!
What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse? Ten After One.
What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magic kit.
What do you call a painting of a cat? A paw-trait
What do you call a cat when it is huge? A MEOW-SIVE CAT
What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself? Purrr-verted.
What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea? an Assembly kit. Why did the cat go to the river? Claws it wanted to.
What’s grumpy cat’s favourite ride at Dreamworld in Australia? The Paw!
What’s the first thing you say to a cat? HELLO KITTY!
What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box? Quicksand.
What was the special offer at the pet store this week? Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea!
What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail? Me-ow!
How do you make cats furry? The spin cycle.
Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas? She was a sher-paw.
Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!
Where does a cat go when he looses his tail? The retail store!
What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A survival kit.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws!
Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
Cats look silly on a leash.
When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
A dog knows when you’re sad. And he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
One Liner Cat Puns
You got to be kitten me right meow.
I hope it isn’t a cat-tastrophe!
This must be an ocelot of work
I’m a meow-nificent meow-sician!
LOOK! ITS RAINING MEOW-NY! (money)
This is a awkward mew-ment
That’s so a-meow-zing. (amazing)
Is it Mewsday (Tuesday) Already? Thats clawful for me…
Cat Puns Words
- Amewsing = Amusing
- A-paw-ling = Appalling
- Be-claws = Because
- Cat-ch = Catch
- Cathletic = Athletic
- Catsle = Castle
- Cat-titude = Attitude
- Catuccino = Cappuccino
- Claw-ful = Awful
- Claw-ments = Comments
- Claw-strophobic = Claustrophobic
- Claw-ver = Clever
- Feline = Feeling
- Furr-ever = Forever
- Furr-get = Forget
- Furriendship = Friendship
- Furr-ious = Furious
- Furr-miliar = Familiar
- Furr-tunate = Fortunate
- Furry = Very
- Guacameowly = Guacamole
- Hiss-terical = Hysterical
- Hiss-tory = History
- Kitten = Kidding
- Litter-ally = Literally
- Litter-a-ture = Literature
- Lion = Lying
- Lynx = Links
- Meow = Now
- Meow-nificent = Magnificent
- Meow-velous = Marvelous
- Meow-sician = Musician
- Paw-don = Pardon
- Paw-fer = Prefer
- Paw-lease = Please
- Paw-lite = Polite
- Paws = Pause
- Pawty = Party
- Paw-sitive = Positive
- Paw-some = Awesome
- Pro-cat-stination = Procrastination
- Purr-fect = Perfect
- Purr-haps = Perhaps
- Purr-illiant = Brilliant
- Purr-sonal = Personal
- Purr-suasion = Persuasion
- Purr-thday = Birthday
- Su-purr-ior = Superior
- Tail = Tell/Tale
- Tail-ent = Talent
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