What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats!

Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the freezer? Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!

What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? A duck-filled platy puss.

What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A catastrophe!

What’s a cat’s favorite button on the tv remote? Paws

What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots.

Why do cats make terrible story tellers? They only have one tail.

Why did the cat go to the river? Claws it wanted to.

What is a cat’s favourite song? Three Blind Mice.

Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.

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