Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

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I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

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My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.

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My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

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I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

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Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.

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What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself

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What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear

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What is a dentist’s office? A filling station

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What did the dentist say to the computer? This won’t hurt a byte

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