When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.

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What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? – Denis.

218

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

113

I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

104

My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.

108

My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

113

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

114

Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.

110

What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself

106

What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear

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