Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.
My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.
My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.
Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.
What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself
What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear
What is a dentist’s office? A filling station
What did the dentist say to the computer? This won’t hurt a byte