Why are frogs so happy? They eat watever bugs them!

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What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lilly.

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Whats a frogs favorite game? It’s croak-et!

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs? They sit eggsaminations!

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Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.

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How do frogs die? They kermit suicide!

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and thie other one says rub-it rub-it!

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