Why are frogs so happy? They eat watever bugs them!

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lilly.

Whats a frogs favorite game? It’s croak-et!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs? They sit eggsaminations!

Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.

How do frogs die? They kermit suicide!

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and thie other one says rub-it rub-it!