Knock Knock Who’s there? Abby! Abby who? “Abby birthday to you!” “Abbey stung me on the arm.”

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We few, we Abby few, we band of brothers

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolph! Adolph who? Adolph ball hit me in the mouth!

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ABDUL: Abdul. What a ghoul. Smells like drool. Abdul.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmedeus Motzart!

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ZACK: A variant of the biblical Zechariah, who has an even stupider name.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!

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WILSON: Do you know what creepy neighbors and volleyballs with blood on them have in common? Your stupid name

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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