Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.

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It’s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

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What type of dog does Dracula own?

A bloodhound.

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What’s a dog’s perfect job? Bark-eology.

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Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the “barking” lot!

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What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

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What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!

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What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!

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What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D.

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