Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
It’s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.
What type of dog does Dracula own?
What’s a dog’s perfect job? Bark-eology.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the “barking” lot!
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!
What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!
What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D.