What’s a dog’s perfect job? Bark-eology.

Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the “barking” lot!

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!

What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!

What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D.

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? a Greyhound Buzz.