Who specializes in men’s necks? The guy-neck-ologist!
Who never interrupts? An in-turn!
Which nerve is responsible for massive erections? The crane-ial.
The patient was dogged by shitzuphrenia.
Why does the ophthalmologist prescribe selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors? Because it’s his job to assess our eyes! (SSRIs)
Acupuncture – what’s the point?
Want to share a little love? You must be my thoracic cavity. You hold my heart.
A couple of blood cells met and fell in love, but their relationship was all in vein.
I’d tell you the joke about the germ, but I don’t want you to spread it around.
I decided not to get a brain transplant. But, then I changed my mind.