Who specializes in men’s necks? The guy-neck-ologist!

Who never interrupts? An in-turn!


Which nerve is responsible for massive erections? The crane-ial.

The patient was dogged by shitzuphrenia.


Why does the ophthalmologist prescribe selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors? Because it’s his job to assess our eyes! (SSRIs)


Acupuncture – what’s the point?

Want to share a little love? You must be my thoracic cavity. You hold my heart.

A couple of blood cells met and fell in love, but their relationship was all in vein.

I’d tell you the joke about the germ, but I don’t want you to spread it around.

I decided not to get a brain transplant. But, then I changed my mind.