Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.

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Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

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A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.

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I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.

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I don’t want to drive you crazy, but I do have a loco-motive

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Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.

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Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.

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What did the Mama Steam Engine say to her Baby Steam Engine at supper time?  “Choo choo!”

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A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.

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First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.

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