Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
I don’t want to drive you crazy, but I do have a loco-motive
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
What did the Mama Steam Engine say to her Baby Steam Engine at supper time? “Choo choo!”
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.