What music does cheese listen to? R & Brie.

How did the cheese paint his wife? He double Gloucester.

Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.

Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone? Because the Roquefort back.

When can’t you see a cheese? When it’s pasteurised..

When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds.

Why does cheese look sane? Because everything else on the plate is crackers.

What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda…

What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East? Cheeses of Nazareth.

Why did the clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn’t get his Stilton.