What music does cheese listen to? R & Brie.

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How did the cheese paint his wife? He double Gloucester.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.

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Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone? Because the Roquefort back.

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When can’t you see a cheese? When it’s pasteurised..

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When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds.

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Why does cheese look sane? Because everything else on the plate is crackers.

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda…

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East? Cheeses of Nazareth.

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Why did the clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn’t get his Stilton.

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