The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

674

Always wore glasses in math class because they improved division.

450

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.

964

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

962

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

403

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

219

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

283

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

214

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

203

Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!

222