The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

397

Always wore glasses in math class because they improved division.

241

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.

550

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

507

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

206

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

127

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

151

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

129

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

128

Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!

139