The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

8

Always wore glasses in math class because they improved division.

5

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.

10

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

25

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.

9

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

8

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

8

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

7

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

7

Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!

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