Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

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Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!

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How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.

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What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!

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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

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I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

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